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Courtalds Football Ground, Little Heath, Coventry, West Midlands, England, United Kingdom, Europe, Earth

[Motson] Now, it looks like Gatehouse Tavern are making their second rolling sub...it's young David Boston coming on! My, this is a surprise! He goes to the right-back position, on the other side of the pitch to Stuart Deakin, much to his obvious delight.

Minutes later...

[Motson] Young, to Webber, who plays the ball out to Boston who charges forward into the penalty area, it's Bostooooooooooon! GOAL! He slotted the ball past the advancing keeper into the bottom right corner, much like Owen against Arsenal some years back! Malc Boston, aged 49 years, 7 months and 16 days has scored!

Yeah, like I'D score!

Second half...

[Motson] Phil (insert name here) passes the ball forward to the younger Boston out on the right for the Gatehouse, oh he's on a bit of a run here, tackled, no, he keeps the ball, and goes past one player, he takes a clip round the ankles but the referee waves play on, another tackle, but Boston regains the ball nearer to the corner flag now, and passes it back to a Gatehouse player who's come in support...

To be fair, he apologised, and my ankle pains will be something to talk about with the pretty girl I sit next to on the plane to the USA (Oh I can dream can't I?)

Second half some more, 13 mins left...

[Motson] It looks like young Boston's coming back on in the place of Chris Young who seems to be playing on injuries...

Few mins later (again) [Motson] And the corner comes in, it comes out to young Boston on the edge of the area who hits it on the volleeeeeeeeey! Ohh no...ooh no...he's missed, that's ballooned over...and that's hit a space shuttle I'm sure...

Yeah, like I'D score. But otherwise, everyone thought I played really well. Stuart Deakin seems to remember me though

My dad gave me 8 out of 10, but I had to admit I was a bit lost at sea position wise. Ah well.